TOTAL FROMAGE

Total Fromage is a cheesy kitsch nod to 60's and 70's retro music recorded using the same techniques they used back then. Including Hammond Organs, guitars, percussion, drums and an orchestra of London's finest players. Brass and strings were recorded at the world famous Abbey Road Studios, London. By popular demand, as well as the usual mixes we supply, we've also created less obtrusive presenter "talk over" bed versions of the tracks for those breakfast / personality shows in need of new beds / feature beds.

  • CARRY ON FONDUE (5 Tracks)
    Zany 70's tongue in cheek sitcom antics.
    • Zany 70's tongue in cheek sitcom antics.
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 160 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 02:00
    • Zany 70's tongue in cheek sitcom antics.
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 160 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 02:00
    • Zany 70's tongue in cheek sitcom antics.
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 160 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 00:30
    • Zany 70's tongue in cheek sitcom antics.
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 160 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 00:30
    • Zany 70's tongue in cheek sitcom antics.
      MIXTYPE: Talkover 2 Min | BPM: 160 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 02:00
  • MILD BUT WILD (5 Tracks)
    Quirky Fromage with a shuffle and a smile.
    • Quirky Fromage with a shuffle and a smile.
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 95 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 02:00
    • Quirky Fromage with a shuffle and a smile.
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 95 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 02:00
    • Quirky Fromage with a shuffle and a smile.
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 95 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 00:30
    • Quirky Fromage with a shuffle and a smile.
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 95 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 00:30
    • Quirky Fromage with a shuffle and a smile.
      MIXTYPE: Talkover 2 Min | BPM: 95 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 02:00
  • GOUDA GET GOING (5 Tracks)
    Catchy Kitsch daytime TV style theme. - G'morning!
    • Catchy Kitsch daytime TV style theme. - G'morning!
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 147 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 02:00
    • Catchy Kitsch daytime TV style theme. - G'morning!
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 147 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 02:00
    • Catchy Kitsch daytime TV style theme. - G'morning!
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 147 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 00:30
    • Catchy Kitsch daytime TV style theme. - G'morning!
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 147 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 00:30
    • Catchy Kitsch daytime TV style theme. - G'morning!
      MIXTYPE: Talkover 2 Min | BPM: 147 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 02:00
  • MOLD FINGER (5 Tracks)
    The mission is afoot, spy riffs galore in this naughty number
    • The mission is afoot, spy riffs galore in this naughty number
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 195 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 02:00
    • The mission is afoot, spy riffs galore in this naughty number
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 195 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 02:00
    • The mission is afoot, spy riffs galore in this naughty number
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 195 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 00:30
    • The mission is afoot, spy riffs galore in this naughty number
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 195 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 00:30
    • The mission is afoot, spy riffs galore in this naughty number
      MIXTYPE: Talkover 2 Min | BPM: 195 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 02:00
  • EASY BRIESY (5 Tracks)
    Ding - First floor lingerie, lift musak at its best!
    • Ding - First floor lingerie, lift musak at its best!
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 136 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 02:00
    • Ding - First floor lingerie, lift musak at its best!
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 136 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 02:00
    • Ding - First floor lingerie, lift musak at its best!
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 136 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 00:30
    • Ding - First floor lingerie, lift musak at its best!
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 136 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 00:30
    • Ding - First floor lingerie, lift musak at its best!
      MIXTYPE: Talkover 2 Min | BPM: 136 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 02:00
  • LETS ROQUEFORT (5 Tracks)
    A proper party anthem with the sink thrown in for good measure
    • A proper party anthem with the sink thrown in for good measure
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 128 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 02:00
    • A proper party anthem with the sink thrown in for good measure
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 128 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 02:00
    • A proper party anthem with the sink thrown in for good measure
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 128 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 00:30
    • A proper party anthem with the sink thrown in for good measure
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 128 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 00:30
    • A proper party anthem with the sink thrown in for good measure
      MIXTYPE: Talkover 2 Min | BPM: 128 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 02:00
  • CRUMBLY BEAT (5 Tracks)
    Big beats and flirty brass make this a go to favorite
    • Big beats and flirty brass make this a go to favorite
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 151 | Composer: Paul William Rushforth | Duration: 02:00
    • Big beats and flirty brass make this a go to favorite
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 151 | Composer: Paul William Rushforth | Duration: 02:00
    • Big beats and flirty brass make this a go to favorite
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 151 | Composer: Paul William Rushforth | Duration: 00:30
    • Big beats and flirty brass make this a go to favorite
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 151 | Composer: Paul William Rushforth | Duration: 00:30
    • Big beats and flirty brass make this a go to favorite
      MIXTYPE: Talkover 2 Min | BPM: 151 | Composer: Paul William Rushforth | Duration: 02:00
  • CHEDDAR SHREDDER (5 Tracks)
    Sexy brass, mysterious strings, and a driving beat.. Oooh it's a good one
    • Sexy brass, mysterious strings, and a driving beat.. Oooh it's a good one
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 100 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 02:00
    • Sexy brass, mysterious strings, and a driving beat.. Oooh it's a good one
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 100 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 02:00
    • Sexy brass, mysterious strings, and a driving beat.. Oooh it's a good one
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 100 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 00:30
    • Sexy brass, mysterious strings, and a driving beat.. Oooh it's a good one
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 100 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 00:30
    • Sexy brass, mysterious strings, and a driving beat.. Oooh it's a good one
      MIXTYPE: Talkover 2 Min | BPM: 100 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 02:00
  • EDAM JAM (5 Tracks)
    Feeling good? Well you will be after hearing this bad boy... Just don't step in the cheese!!
    • Feeling good? Well you will be after hearing this bad boy... Just don't step in the cheese!!
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 110 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 02:00
    • Feeling good? Well you will be after hearing this bad boy... Just don't step in the cheese!!
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 110 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 02:00
    • Feeling good? Well you will be after hearing this bad boy... Just don't step in the cheese!!
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 110 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 00:30
    • Feeling good? Well you will be after hearing this bad boy... Just don't step in the cheese!!
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 110 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 00:30
    • Feeling good? Well you will be after hearing this bad boy... Just don't step in the cheese!!
      MIXTYPE: Talkover 2 Min | BPM: 110 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 02:00
  • SATURDAY NITE HALL (5 Tracks)
    Anthemic late night show theme with booming strings, brass, and beats.. Dripping with fromage baby
    • Anthemic late night show theme with booming strings, brass, and beats.. Dripping with fromage baby
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 125 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 02:00
    • Anthemic late night show theme with booming strings, brass, and beats.. Dripping with fromage baby
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 125 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 02:00
    • Anthemic late night show theme with booming strings, brass, and beats.. Dripping with fromage baby
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 125 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 00:30
    • Anthemic late night show theme with booming strings, brass, and beats.. Dripping with fromage baby
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 125 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 00:30
    • Anthemic late night show theme with booming strings, brass, and beats.. Dripping with fromage baby
      MIXTYPE: Talkover 2 Min | BPM: 125 | Composer: Decka Dee & Dave Bethell | Duration: 02:00

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