CHEAP N CHEESY

This is the album we are least proud of! No budget, no players and frankly second rate tunes, however if you need a bit shonk, then you need listen no further, this album is crammed full of it. Sorry, not sorry!

  • Dreamy Elevator (4 Tracks)
    First floor, lingerie, soft furnishings and habadashery. Try not to enjoy this kitsch little beauty…
    • First floor, lingerie, soft furnishings and habadashery. Try not to enjoy this kitsch little beauty…
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 105 | Composer: Dave Bethell / Roger Dexter | Duration: 01:58
    • First floor, lingerie, soft furnishings and habadashery. Try not to enjoy this kitsch little beauty…
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 105 | Composer: Dave Bethell / Roger Dexter | Duration: 01:58
    • First floor, lingerie, soft furnishings and habadashery. Try not to enjoy this kitsch little beauty…
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 105 | Composer: Dave Bethell / Roger Dexter | Duration: 00:30
    • First floor, lingerie, soft furnishings and habadashery. Try not to enjoy this kitsch little beauty…
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 105 | Composer: Dave Bethell / Roger Dexter | Duration: 00:30
  • Doodadoo (4 Tracks)
    Bouncy, tongue in cheek, happy go lucky, silly little ditty with oodles of quirk and a dash of female wordless vocals.
    • Bouncy, tongue in cheek, happy go lucky, silly little ditty with oodles of quirk and a dash of female wordless vocals.
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 105 | Composer: Harry Camber / Emily Taylor | Duration: 02:15
    • Bouncy, tongue in cheek, happy go lucky, silly little ditty with oodles of quirk and a dash of female wordless vocals.
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 105 | Composer: Harry Camber / Emily Taylor | Duration: 02:02
    • Bouncy, tongue in cheek, happy go lucky, silly little ditty with oodles of quirk and a dash of female wordless vocals.
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 105 | Composer: Harry Camber / Emily Taylor | Duration: 00:30
    • Bouncy, tongue in cheek, happy go lucky, silly little ditty with oodles of quirk and a dash of female wordless vocals.
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 105 | Composer: Harry Camber / Emily Taylor | Duration: 00:30
  • Organzola (4 Tracks)
    Bob got his organ out and this 'filth' is the result…
    • Bob got his organ out and this 'filth' is the result…
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 140 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 02:04
    • Bob got his organ out and this 'filth' is the result…
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 140 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 02:04
    • Bob got his organ out and this 'filth' is the result…
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 140 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 00:30
    • Bob got his organ out and this 'filth' is the result…
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 140 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 00:30
  • On Hold Rock (4 Tracks)
    Your call is important to us... Please hold the line... Your call is important to us... Please hold the line... Your call…
    • Your call is important to us... Please hold the line... Your call is important to us... Please hold the line... Your call…
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 120 | Composer: Dave Bethell / Roger Dexter | Duration: 02:14
    • Your call is important to us... Please hold the line... Your call is important to us... Please hold the line... Your call…
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 120 | Composer: Dave Bethell / Roger Dexter | Duration: 02:14
    • Your call is important to us... Please hold the line... Your call is important to us... Please hold the line... Your call…
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 120 | Composer: Dave Bethell / Roger Dexter | Duration: 00:30
    • Your call is important to us... Please hold the line... Your call is important to us... Please hold the line... Your call…
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 120 | Composer: Dave Bethell / Roger Dexter | Duration: 00:30
  • Cheddar Breeze (4 Tracks)
    Sounding like the demo mode on an 80's style keyboard. A bossa for the cheapest of occasions!
    • Sounding like the demo mode on an 80's style keyboard. A bossa for the cheapest of occasions!
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 90 | Composer: Pascal Magdinier / Emily Taylor | Duration: 02:00
    • Sounding like the demo mode on an 80's style keyboard. A bossa for the cheapest of occasions!
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 90 | Composer: Pascal Magdinier / Emily Taylor | Duration: 02:00
    • Sounding like the demo mode on an 80's style keyboard. A bossa for the cheapest of occasions!
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 90 | Composer: Pascal Magdinier / Emily Taylor | Duration: 00:30
    • Sounding like the demo mode on an 80's style keyboard. A bossa for the cheapest of occasions!
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 90 | Composer: Pascal Magdinier / Emily Taylor | Duration: 00:30
  • Sportstime (4 Tracks)
    A retro revisit to a time when wrestling was a Saturday afternoon treat and you all tucked around the TV with granny to jeer the bad boys…
    • A retro revisit to a time when wrestling was a Saturday afternoon treat and you all tucked around the TV with granny to jeer the bad boys…
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 155 | Composer: Dave Bethell / Roger Dexter | Duration: 02:11
    • A retro revisit to a time when wrestling was a Saturday afternoon treat and you all tucked around the TV with granny to jeer the bad boys…
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 155 | Composer: Dave Bethell / Roger Dexter | Duration: 02:11
    • A retro revisit to a time when wrestling was a Saturday afternoon treat and you all tucked around the TV with granny to jeer the bad boys…
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 155 | Composer: Dave Bethell / Roger Dexter | Duration: 00:30
    • A retro revisit to a time when wrestling was a Saturday afternoon treat and you all tucked around the TV with granny to jeer the bad boys…
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 155 | Composer: Dave Bethell / Roger Dexter | Duration: 00:30
  • Cheese Grater (4 Tracks)
    Let's all go to the seaside with Bontempo Bob and his unique sense of rhythm!
    • Let's all go to the seaside with Bontempo Bob and his unique sense of rhythm!
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 174 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 02:02
    • Let's all go to the seaside with Bontempo Bob and his unique sense of rhythm!
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 174 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 02:02
    • Let's all go to the seaside with Bontempo Bob and his unique sense of rhythm!
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 174 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 00:30
    • Let's all go to the seaside with Bontempo Bob and his unique sense of rhythm!
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 174 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 00:30
  • Sixties Brie (4 Tracks)
    The Saturday special seventies sitcom, with baritone sax and heaps of nostalgia and no class whatsoever!
    • The Saturday special seventies sitcom, with baritone sax and heaps of nostalgia and no class whatsoever!
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 166 | Composer: Dave Bethell / Roger Dexter | Duration: 02:14
    • The Saturday special seventies sitcom, with baritone sax and heaps of nostalgia and no class whatsoever!
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 166 | Composer: Dave Bethell / Roger Dexter | Duration: 02:15
    • The Saturday special seventies sitcom, with baritone sax and heaps of nostalgia and no class whatsoever!
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 166 | Composer: Dave Bethell / Roger Dexter | Duration: 00:30
    • The Saturday special seventies sitcom, with baritone sax and heaps of nostalgia and no class whatsoever!
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 166 | Composer: Dave Bethell / Roger Dexter | Duration: 00:30
  • Smooth Bossa Vibes (4 Tracks)
    So bad it's good, or is that so good it's bad. Unashamedly naff!
    • So bad it's good, or is that so good it's bad. Unashamedly naff!
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 145 | Composer: Harry Camber / Emily Taylor / Tom Phelan | Duration: 01:59
    • So bad it's good, or is that so good it's bad. Unashamedly naff!
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 145 | Composer: Harry Camber / Emily Taylor / Tom Phelan | Duration: 02:00
    • So bad it's good, or is that so good it's bad. Unashamedly naff!
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 145 | Composer: Harry Camber / Emily Taylor / Tom Phelan | Duration: 00:30
    • So bad it's good, or is that so good it's bad. Unashamedly naff!
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 145 | Composer: Harry Camber / Emily Taylor / Tom Phelan | Duration: 00:30
  • Camembert Colin (4 Tracks)
    Yeah baby, feeling randy, you will do after this cheeky little ditty.
    • Yeah baby, feeling randy, you will do after this cheeky little ditty.
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 146 | Composer: Dave Bethell / Roger Dexter | Duration: 02:02
    • Yeah baby, feeling randy, you will do after this cheeky little ditty.
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 146 | Composer: Dave Bethell / Roger Dexter | Duration: 02:02
    • Yeah baby, feeling randy, you will do after this cheeky little ditty.
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 146 | Composer: Dave Bethell / Roger Dexter | Duration: 00:30
    • Yeah baby, feeling randy, you will do after this cheeky little ditty.
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 146 | Composer: Dave Bethell / Roger Dexter | Duration: 00:30
  • Groovyar (4 Tracks)
    Childlike and silly, a flashback to a unique interpretation of retro childrens tv.
    • Childlike and silly, a flashback to a unique interpretation of retro childrens tv.
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 132 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 02:03
    • Childlike and silly, a flashback to a unique interpretation of retro childrens tv.
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 132 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 02:03
    • Childlike and silly, a flashback to a unique interpretation of retro childrens tv.
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 132 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 00:30
    • Childlike and silly, a flashback to a unique interpretation of retro childrens tv.
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 132 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 00:30
  • The Window (4 Tracks)
    Let's look through the square window, what can we see? Oh, it's you, browsing a production music website. Nice!
    • Let's look through the square window, what can we see? Oh, it's you, browsing a production music website. Nice!
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 115 | Composer: Dave Bethell / Roger Dexter | Duration: 02:17
    • Let's look through the square window, what can we see? Oh, it's you, browsing a production music website. Nice!
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 115 | Composer: Dave Bethell / Roger Dexter | Duration: 02:15
    • Let's look through the square window, what can we see? Oh, it's you, browsing a production music website. Nice!
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 115 | Composer: Dave Bethell / Roger Dexter | Duration: 00:30
    • Let's look through the square window, what can we see? Oh, it's you, browsing a production music website. Nice!
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 115 | Composer: Dave Bethell / Roger Dexter | Duration: 00:30

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