CHEAP N CHEEKY

Comedy music so bad, it's good. Taking naff to a new level - We know what to do when the end of the financial year is in sight, trawl back through those demos and scrape the very bottom of the barrel. We think you'll agree, it's a masterful collection worthy of the album name…

  • Slapstick Capers (4 Tracks)
    Sax, check, fast paced, check, happy, check, then it's the obligatory 70's slapstick spectacular chase featuring all sorts of naughtiness!
    • Sax, check, fast paced, check, happy, check, then it's the obligatory 70's slapstick spectacular chase featuring all sorts of naughtiness!
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 115 | Composer: Pascal Magdinier / Nik Carter / Paul Furnace / Emily Taylor | Duration: 01:59
    • Sax, check, fast paced, check, happy, check, then it's the obligatory 70's slapstick spectacular chase featuring all sorts of naughtiness!
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 115 | Composer: Pascal Magdinier / Nik Carter / Paul Furnace / Emily Taylor | Duration: 01:59
    • Sax, check, fast paced, check, happy, check, then it's the obligatory 70's slapstick spectacular chase featuring all sorts of naughtiness!
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 115 | Composer: Pascal Magdinier / Nik Carter / Paul Furnace / Emily Taylor | Duration: 00:30
    • Sax, check, fast paced, check, happy, check, then it's the obligatory 70's slapstick spectacular chase featuring all sorts of naughtiness!
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 115 | Composer: Pascal Magdinier / Nik Carter / Paul Furnace / Emily Taylor | Duration: 00:30
  • Quackers N Cheez (4 Tracks)
    Your walking along, minding your own business when out of the bushes come a big fat, singing duck!
    • Your walking along, minding your own business when out of the bushes come a big fat, singing duck!
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 95 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 01:58
    • Your walking along, minding your own business when out of the bushes come a big fat, singing duck!
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 95 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 01:58
    • Your walking along, minding your own business when out of the bushes come a big fat, singing duck!
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 95 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 00:30
    • Your walking along, minding your own business when out of the bushes come a big fat, singing duck!
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 95 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 00:30
  • Going Up (4 Tracks)
    Mellow, relaxed cha cha perfect for that afternoon ballroom extravaganza.
    • Mellow, relaxed cha cha perfect for that afternoon ballroom extravaganza.
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 130 | Composer: Kyle MacKenzie / Kier MacCulloch | Duration: 01:59
    • Mellow, relaxed cha cha perfect for that afternoon ballroom extravaganza.
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 130 | Composer: Kyle MacKenzie / Kier MacCulloch | Duration: 01:59
    • Mellow, relaxed cha cha perfect for that afternoon ballroom extravaganza.
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 130 | Composer: Kyle MacKenzie / Kier MacCulloch | Duration: 00:30
    • Mellow, relaxed cha cha perfect for that afternoon ballroom extravaganza.
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 130 | Composer: Kyle MacKenzie / Kier MacCulloch | Duration: 00:30
  • Hip and Chic (4 Tracks)
    The swinging sixties are back (man) and although the track is energetic, bouncy, saucy and fun, all we really want is - peace, oh and a light for this dubious cigarette!
    • The swinging sixties are back (man) and although the track is energetic, bouncy, saucy and fun, all we really want is - peace, oh and a light for this dubious cigarette!
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 147 | Composer: Pascal Magdinier / Nik Carter / Jack Birchwood / Emily Taylor | Duration: 02:01
    • The swinging sixties are back (man) and although the track is energetic, bouncy, saucy and fun, all we really want is - peace, oh and a light for this dubious cigarette!
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 147 | Composer: Pascal Magdinier / Nik Carter / Jack Birchwood / Emily Taylor | Duration: 02:01
    • The swinging sixties are back (man) and although the track is energetic, bouncy, saucy and fun, all we really want is - peace, oh and a light for this dubious cigarette!
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 147 | Composer: Pascal Magdinier / Nik Carter / Jack Birchwood / Emily Taylor | Duration: 00:30
    • The swinging sixties are back (man) and although the track is energetic, bouncy, saucy and fun, all we really want is - peace, oh and a light for this dubious cigarette!
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 147 | Composer: Pascal Magdinier / Nik Carter / Jack Birchwood / Emily Taylor | Duration: 00:30
  • Happy Malcolm (4 Tracks)
    This is the most charismatic one man band you would have the misfortune to discover!
    • This is the most charismatic one man band you would have the misfortune to discover!
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 90 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 01:42
    • This is the most charismatic one man band you would have the misfortune to discover!
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 90 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 01:39
    • This is the most charismatic one man band you would have the misfortune to discover!
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 90 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 00:30
    • This is the most charismatic one man band you would have the misfortune to discover!
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 90 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 00:30
  • On the Razz (4 Tracks)
    A proper East End, Cockney bar room knees up, with kazoo lead and honky tonk piano for a cheeky party feel with a hint of glam rock.
    • A proper East End, Cockney bar room knees up, with kazoo lead and honky tonk piano for a cheeky party feel with a hint of glam rock.
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 134 | Composer: Pascal Magdinier / Ben Smith / Emily Taylor | Duration: 02:03
    • A proper East End, Cockney bar room knees up, with kazoo lead and honky tonk piano for a cheeky party feel with a hint of glam rock.
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 134 | Composer: Pascal Magdinier / Ben Smith / Emily Taylor | Duration: 02:03
    • A proper East End, Cockney bar room knees up, with kazoo lead and honky tonk piano for a cheeky party feel with a hint of glam rock.
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 134 | Composer: Pascal Magdinier / Ben Smith / Emily Taylor | Duration: 00:30
    • A proper East End, Cockney bar room knees up, with kazoo lead and honky tonk piano for a cheeky party feel with a hint of glam rock.
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 134 | Composer: Pascal Magdinier / Ben Smith / Emily Taylor | Duration: 00:30
  • Hawaiian with Extra Sauce (4 Tracks)
    It’s the dream holiday, you’ve spent the kids inheritance and here is tonights entertainment!!
    • It’s the dream holiday, you’ve spent the kids inheritance and here is tonights entertainment!!
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 80 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 02:03
    • It’s the dream holiday, you’ve spent the kids inheritance and here is tonights entertainment!!
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 80 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 02:03
    • It’s the dream holiday, you’ve spent the kids inheritance and here is tonights entertainment!!
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 80 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 00:30
    • It’s the dream holiday, you’ve spent the kids inheritance and here is tonights entertainment!!
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 80 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 00:30
  • Kazoo Khorus (4 Tracks)
    An amateur march from the kazoo second string marching band of Hemel Hempstead.
    • An amateur march from the kazoo second string marching band of Hemel Hempstead.
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 130 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 01:54
    • An amateur march from the kazoo second string marching band of Hemel Hempstead.
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 130 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 01:55
    • An amateur march from the kazoo second string marching band of Hemel Hempstead.
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 130 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 00:30
    • An amateur march from the kazoo second string marching band of Hemel Hempstead.
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 130 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 00:30
  • Its Party Time (4 Tracks)
    This is the track that gets the grannies out of their chairs and on to the dancefloor. Happy, bright cheerful, it’s the bees knees…
    • This is the track that gets the grannies out of their chairs and on to the dancefloor. Happy, bright cheerful, it’s the bees knees…
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 119 | Composer: Pascal Magdinier / Ben Smith / Emily Taylor | Duration: 02:11
    • This is the track that gets the grannies out of their chairs and on to the dancefloor. Happy, bright cheerful, it’s the bees knees…
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 119 | Composer: Pascal Magdinier / Ben Smith / Emily Taylor | Duration: 02:11
    • This is the track that gets the grannies out of their chairs and on to the dancefloor. Happy, bright cheerful, it’s the bees knees…
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 119 | Composer: Pascal Magdinier / Ben Smith / Emily Taylor | Duration: 00:30
    • This is the track that gets the grannies out of their chairs and on to the dancefloor. Happy, bright cheerful, it’s the bees knees…
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 119 | Composer: Pascal Magdinier / Ben Smith / Emily Taylor | Duration: 00:30
  • Cheeky Chappie (4 Tracks)
    Happiness personified, this one man band has it all, except the voice, ear or sense of rhythm!
    • Happiness personified, this one man band has it all, except the voice, ear or sense of rhythm!
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 106 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 01:51
    • Happiness personified, this one man band has it all, except the voice, ear or sense of rhythm!
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 106 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 01:51
    • Happiness personified, this one man band has it all, except the voice, ear or sense of rhythm!
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 106 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 00:30
    • Happiness personified, this one man band has it all, except the voice, ear or sense of rhythm!
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 106 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 00:30
  • Triangular Peculiar (4 Tracks)
    Like a Barber shop quartet but without three of the singers, the required rhythm and words.
    • Like a Barber shop quartet but without three of the singers, the required rhythm and words.
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 80 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 01:58
    • Like a Barber shop quartet but without three of the singers, the required rhythm and words.
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 80 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 01:57
    • Like a Barber shop quartet but without three of the singers, the required rhythm and words.
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 80 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 00:30
    • Like a Barber shop quartet but without three of the singers, the required rhythm and words.
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 80 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 00:30
  • Whistle Whilst You Smirk (4 Tracks)
    This is the window cleaners anthem, circa 1979, with the obligatory chirpy whistling and electric guitar…
    • This is the window cleaners anthem, circa 1979, with the obligatory chirpy whistling and electric guitar…
      MIXTYPE: Full 2 Min | BPM: 108 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 02:03
    • This is the window cleaners anthem, circa 1979, with the obligatory chirpy whistling and electric guitar…
      MIXTYPE: Lite 2 Min | BPM: 108 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 02:03
    • This is the window cleaners anthem, circa 1979, with the obligatory chirpy whistling and electric guitar…
      MIXTYPE: Full 30 Sec | BPM: 108 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 00:30
    • This is the window cleaners anthem, circa 1979, with the obligatory chirpy whistling and electric guitar…
      MIXTYPE: Lite 30 Sec | BPM: 108 | Composer: Robert Clifford | Duration: 00:30